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So... a little about me I suppose.

I have been around and on boats since a nipper and also spent a good while at sea on the RV Geomaster in marine geology. Most of my leasure experience is on the small 20 footish cuddy types with a bent for fishing, but I have also in the last year purchased an aging boatavan in the guise of a Formula 34 PC because the cuddy was getting a bit cramped when the kids and Mum decided they wanted in. Probably a mistake as I now spend more time gallavanting around North Wales, Anglesey and the Lleyn looking for deserted beaches to offload the brood instead of getting rigs baited up. But they're happy and in return I don't have to make my own bacon sarnies when I do get a line in. SWMBO'd has also taken to a spot of fishing. I've yet to decide whether this is a good thing or not though.

Just a heads up, I know nothing about boats but am always happy to express an opinion

No, really, it's true

I've gained what experience I have; the hard, bitter, and expensive way, and have resigned myself to the fact that in boating there is no light at the end of the fekin tunnel. I swear the day I shuffle off and I meet Poseidon I'm demanding a refund on the champers and tod I've cast liberally into the oceans to appease the malicious bastid.