I currently own a MasterCraft X35. It is perfect for people like me who want to have an ocean getaway for a day or two in International waters. It has wraparound seating which means that it's a good choice for people-smuggling or just some good old-fashioned boat-rocking (if you get my meaning)

There is also a built in refrigerator to keep my bacon fresh and there is a sink to rinse off my moustache, what more could a man ask for? Well Wi-Fi would be good but that technology is too expensive at the moment.